Santa accepts helps from hitten as reindeers. Santa remembers it's Christmas. Reads children's letters in office instead of in bathroom. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that's the problem! Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show as Regis and Santa Lee. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, Santa still insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve. "Mrs. Claus" wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a '68 El Cam[...]
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